I was looking for this for so long.
jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
jumping out of helicopters is dangerous
you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground
what do you mean they dont make it to the ground
where do they go
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
Me to everybody about basically everything.
I FORGOT THAT BACK WHEN PARIS HILTON WAS IN JAIL, MY DAD WROTE HER LETTER AND SHE SENT US BACK A LETTER AND AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE AND I JUST FOUND THEM AND IM ECSTATIC