punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

grantaire:

have you seen this dog

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look at him

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

dragondances:

getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

awwww-cute:

My 8 week old beagle called Dobby

awwww-cute:

My 8 week old beagle called Dobby

cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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