your honestly just an ugly nigger

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

thechocomilk:

Highway to heaven

thechocomilk:

Highway to heaven

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

pleatedjeans:

future tumblr user

pleatedjeans:

future tumblr user

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

onlylolgifs:

How to make your friends paranoid in the ocean…

onlylolgifs:

How to make your friends paranoid in the ocean…

bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

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crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

farahjasmin:

samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

there are no in betweens