its called freedom of spinach
and the oscar for best picture goes to……damn, space jam again?!? 10th year in a row
my new years resolution is for everyone else to gain 50 pounds
the screech is where i lose it
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me
when someone comes to your house and brings home made food
hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear
asexual? no you misheard me, i’m 'eh?'sexual, i’m only attracted to canadians
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
why are they writing with a spoon?
when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time