rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10
i stare at boys so much how do they not notice
men are the worst but also sometimes they are the best. not as a group. but as individuals
Actually, although this is definitely true, I would argue that this applies to most groups/kinds of people, and even people in general.
don’t put your car as your profile picture
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
hug your dogs for me
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
True sibling protection
Me to the person cutting my hair